Can’t you see it’s all very obvious, the Thalmor are a cult of Elves who worship the skull of Queen Ayrenn and seek guidance from her remains. Do not let the wily Altmer fool you, for they may look like Elves, but are in fact actually shaved Khajiit who have abandoned the ways of their homeland. They think I don’t know and they watch me watching them and their sordid activities. But I know the truth. These Thalmor are nothing more than angry Khajiit who seek to punish the Empire for the conquest of Elsweyr under Tiber Septim. My Lord Herma has made this known to me and now I share this precious knowledge with you all that you too may know the truth.
Even their leader is in disguise, for the head of their regime is actually a Nord who has painted himself gold and cut his ears in imitation of the Elven fashion. Beware the Thalmor for they mask who they really are!
-Enlightened Follower of Hermaeus Mora-