L: “Let’s all have an orgy.”
A: “No, stop asking.”
L: “Come on, we all it’s going to happen eventually. Let’s have some fun.”
A: “I said stop.”
L: “What if I let you be King of the orgy?”
A: “…”
L: “?”
A: “…”
L: “Well?”
A: “Okay.”
L: (under breath) “So predictably vain.”
-day of the orgy-
Everyone: *having a good time*
L: *to A* “Hey there, having fun?”
A: “No, I’m not. I feel like I have no control.”
L: “Nobody does, brother, we’re a bunch of unique individuals each with his own will and his own vices.”
A: “Stop, why are you doing this?”
L: “We each have our own natures and we inevitably abide by them. The only escape is Love, of the Self and of the Other.”
A: “Enough!” *to dog on leash* “Sic him, boy!”
T: *tears at L’s throat with more than teeth*
L: *cackles*
